Monday, November 12, 2012

I'm Grumpy!

What's the point of a 3-day weekend when
A)You have to work on the weekend
B) You have to wake up at 6:30 AM all 3 days
C) Your child does things like sneak into the kitchen at 4 AM, take a rotisserie chicken out of the fridge & give it to the dog, who eats the entire thing & SPENDS THE NEXT 2 DAYS VOMITING IT BACK UP.  Or sneaks into the kitchen & dumps water all over the floor & herself, leaving the dog with an empty water bowl?!?!?!?!

I need a vacation.
By myself.
Where I can sleep & not worry about the nocturnal kitchen happenings.
And I'm gonna put a bell on WG.
Or an invisible fence in front of the kitchen.
Definitely a refrigerator lock.

1 comment:

Geosomin said...

ouch. Sounds like not so much fun at all... I think for all that you should get 2 hours alone to sit in a hot bath and read. And some wine questions asked.

J had to work all weekend too. As for me, I was in the land of blizzards and shopping. I didn't sleep in either, thanks to my crazy mominlaw wanting to get "early starts" on everything. :)