What's the point of a 3-day weekend when
A)You have to work on the weekend
B) You have to wake up at 6:30 AM all 3 days
C) Your child does things like sneak into the kitchen at 4 AM, take a rotisserie chicken out of the fridge & give it to the dog, who eats the entire thing & SPENDS THE NEXT 2 DAYS VOMITING IT BACK UP. Or sneaks into the kitchen & dumps water all over the floor & herself, leaving the dog with an empty water bowl?!?!?!?!
I need a vacation.
Where I can sleep & not worry about the nocturnal kitchen happenings.
And I'm gonna put a bell on WG.
Or an invisible fence in front of the kitchen.
Definitely a refrigerator lock.