Friday, February 12, 2010

Damn Right it's That Time of the Month, So Back the F*** Off!!!!!

Faux News is insisting that all the snow that's been falling is proof positive that global warming doesn't exist.  Of course, every environmental scientist, including my brother-in-law, who literally spent years in Barrow Alaska, above the Arctic Circle, has been saying for years that this is precisely what would happen. But then, the folks at Fox never let a little thing like years of scientific evidence stop them.

Yesterday I had to drive a lot.  And I was tailgated. A lot.  In traffic.  And at red lights.  Yeah, THAT'S effective!

The Daily Beast should never, ever, ever, ever,ever,ever,ever let Lisa Hilton write another article for them.  EVER!  Check Leslie's blog entry from yesterday over at "The Weighting Game." She writes much more eloquently about it than I ever could.

Tomorrow I'm teaching Pilates from 7-9 AM, then getting re-certified in CPR.  For 7 1/2 hours.  WHY it takes 7 1/2 hours, I don't know; my initial certification took ONE hour.

My son and I both have a nagging cough, left over from The Cold (See previous post).  It really s**ks.

And, to top it all off, THE KIDS ARE ON VACATION!!!  FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK!!!  AND MY IN-LAWS ARE STILL IN HAWAII!!!!!
HEEEELLLLPP!!!!!!!

It's gonna be a looong week.

2 comments:

Charlotte said...

I know - reading that Beast article was the first time in my life I've ever been embarrassed to be a Hilton (and that's saying a lot, what with Paris in the clan and all). I swear she had to be doing it for publicity's sake because WHO SAYS CRAP LIKE THAT??

Also - I totally tailgate when I'm pms'ing too;)

azusmom said...

Yeah, it has to be for publicity, right?
I hope so!

(And you can tailgate me, anytime, lol!)